My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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