He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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