What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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