he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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