Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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