Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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