Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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