I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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