It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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