THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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