Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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