We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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