There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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