No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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