I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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