She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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