I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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