We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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