What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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