She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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