i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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