? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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