dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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