Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
