Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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