apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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