Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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