So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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