Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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