I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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