the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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