yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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