Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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