? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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