just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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