Plan B is the new Plan A
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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