The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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