I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
