Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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