my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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