As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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