Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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