My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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