That's intense
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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