dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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