we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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