Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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