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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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