is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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