so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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